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Addams Family (Gamegear)
They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family. Does nobody think about their other qualities? I mean, Gomez is an excellent fencer, Uncle Fester is an accomplished demolitionist, Lurch is a... View Entire Review |
Adventures of Batman and Robin (SNES)
It seems that the dynamic duo have some work ahead of them. When the world's worst Super-Villains are running loose in Gotham, it's up to the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder to stop them. Batman and Robin have to run into the fray to put a stop to... View Entire Review |
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Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (SNES)
When we last saw our heroes, they were relaxing in the shadow of their new "soon to be opened" museum. But when disaster strikes Frostbite Falls, Rocky and Bullwinkle must jump into action to once again stop the evil Boris and Natasha from... View Entire Review |
Adventures of Yogi Bear (SNES)
Grab your pic-a-nic basket and jump into this zany platform adventure through Jellystone Park. When Yogi catches wind that they are going to turn the park into a power plant, he must run out to stop them. Fight your way through Jellystone park, to... View Entire Review |
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Asterix and the Great Rescue (Genesis)
Way back in history, I mean way back, before microwaves and MTV (man! how did they live?) there lived two good friends, Asterix and Obelix. These two lived in Gaul (which is northern France, before France became a bunch of scaredy babies), and the... View Entire Review |
Battle Cars (SNES)
Talk about road rage, you're in a car armed with missiles, grenades and all manner of other weapons. Race around the world and destroy the competition, literally. Good Luck, Racer! This racer/shoot-em-up game is a great game for a good time.... |
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Beauty & The Beast: Belle's Quest (Genesis)
"Be Our Guest" on this Disney adventure, following the story of Beauty and the Beast, the classic tale of true love. Belle, the imaginative girl with her head in the clouds, must rescue her father from the vicious Beast by trading places with him.... View Entire Review |
Beetlejuice (NES)
I'm the Ghost with Most, babe! Where can a ghost... like myself... go to find... a little ACTION! Look no further, this game has all the action you will need, babe! After Lydia, my one true love, goes missing in the netherworld, I have to go find... View Entire Review |
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)
They're Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan, and together they are... WYLD STALLYNS!!! Excellent!!! When Time Rebels steal important historical types and move them around history, Rufus goes back in time to get these two bodacious dudes... View Entire Review |
Boogerman A Pick and Flick Adventure (SNES)
What are you, digging for gold? How many of you have heard this when trying to manually clean your sinuses. Who knew that if you kept it up as much as this man, you'd become a Super-Hero. It snot what you think, though. You've been enlisted to find... View Entire Review |
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Brain Lord (SNES)
Long ago, when you were just a boy, your father told you the story about the dragon. You loved that story, but little did you know that it was true, and that you yourself are a descendant of the Dragon Warriors. Your father left to seek out the last... View Entire Review |
Bucky O'Hare (NES)
Bucky O'Hare and his crew fight to save the universe from the terrible toad menace. On their way to their home base, they were attacked by toads and Bucky's crew was captured and scattered around the solar system. Now it's up to you (you green... View Entire Review |
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Burning Force (Genesis)
While joy riding on her airbike on a routine patrol, Hiromo discovered that aliens were invading the earth. Now it is up to her alone to stop them, and you only have 5 days to do it. So get on your airbike (sorry guys, the hero in this game is a... View Entire Review |
Captain Skyhawk (NES)
I feel the need, the need for speed! No, wait, that's Top Gun, Highway to the Danger Zone and all. Aliens have invaded the earth, and it's up to you, the world's best pilot, to stop them. Kill their tanks and planes, deliver supplies, and rescue the... View Entire Review |
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Championship Pool (Genesis)
Grab your pool stick, the drink of your choice, and a worthy opponent. Don't worry about a pocket full of quarters, in this game you won't need them, unless of course you're playing on an arcade machine. The classic bar game is now on your console.... View Entire Review |
Choplifter 3 (SNES)
Rambo ain't got nothin' on you. You are an ace chopper pilot who must go behind enemy lines to rescue hostages. Your chopper is armed to the teeth and ready for action, so get out there and save those people. Who knows how much longer they can hold... View Entire Review |
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Clue (SNES)
Mr. Body is found dead and someone in the house killed him. I say it was Ms. Scarlett in the Study with the Revolver, but that may not be the case (I mean she says she's innocent, but there seems to be nothing innocent about her). It's up to you to... View Entire Review |
Congo's Caper (SNES)
Congo the Monkey's girlfriend has been stolen by the Demon-king (there's a story-line that's been done to death) and it's up to you to get her back. If that wasn't enough, a magic crystal fell from the sky and turned you and your girlfriend into... View Entire Review |
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Conquest of Crystal Palace (NES)
Growing up in a crystal palace must have been fun for Farron (Pleeeease don't throw anything heavy). But when the Evil Zaras invaded and killed his family when he was just a kid, he fled with the palace guardian, a dog named Zap (wonderful... View Entire Review |
Cutthroat Island (Genesis)
Ahoy me hearties! Set sail with Captain Morgan and Bernard Shaw in this high seas adventure to find buried treasure on Cutthroat Island. But beware matey, the wicked pirate captain, Dog, is after the same treasure. So let loose the mooring lines and... View Entire Review |
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Dark Castle (Genesis)
Move over Donkey Kong, here comes Dark Castle, a game with similar gameplay but with little twists. If you can climb stairs, climb ladders, or climb ropes (man, that's a lot of climbing) then you can play this game with the greatest of ease.... View Entire Review |
Death and Return of Superman (SNES)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN!! When Doomsday attacks Metropolis, it's up to Superman to stop him. Unfortunately, Superman is defeated while destroying Doomsday, and a cadre of heroes fight to honor his legacy (or so it seems): Cyborg,... View Entire Review |
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Decap Attack (Genesis)
When Max D. Cap invades with an army of demons and other monsters, it's up to you, Chuck D. Head, to get out there and stop him. Your home, an island shaped like a skeleton, was broken apart when Max invaded, and your creator, Professor Frank N.... View Entire Review |
Dragon's Lair (SNES)
OH NO!!! The evil dragon, Singe, has kidnapped the beautiful princess Daphne (Wow, there are a lot of games with this sort of story) and now Dirk the Daring must run and save her. Grab your sword and explore all 24 levels of the Dragon's tower until... View Entire Review |
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Earthworm Jim 2 (SNES)
When asked "What are you? A man or a worm?" Jim replied "I'm a worm and proud of it." Then he blew the other guy's face off. I mean really, what can you say about a worm with a gun, and let me tell you this guy means business. He is armed with... View Entire Review |
EVO: Search For Eden (SNES)
Charles Darwin, eat your heart out! I mean really, you start out as fish, and you evolve over the ages into an intelligent life form. Now try to tell me that he didn't have something to do with this game. Gaia, the third child of Sol, has created... View Entire Review |
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F1 ROC (SNES)
Have you ever dreamed of being a Formula 1 racer? Have you fantasized about modifying your car to go faster and turn sweeter than any of the others? Have you imagined taking your F1 racer all around the world and becoming the best racer ever? Then... View Entire Review |
First Samuari (SNES)
When the Demon King comes down from his mountain to kill you, your master fights him and is cut down. As his last act of desperation, he summons a Wizard Mage to kill the Demon King. Fearing for his life, the Demon King flees to the future. Now it... View Entire Review |
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Gaiares (Genesis)
After the human race expanded its territory by exploring space, the pollution on earth became too great and the planet began to die. A terrorist group named Gulfer has declared war on human kind and is bent on their destruction. But a humanoid race... View Entire Review |
Great Waldo Search (SNES)
The great searching game to find that elusive Waldo has come to the video gaming world. Find all the items before time runs out and win the area. There are four different areas, each with varying difficulty. Play by yourself or play with a friend... View Entire Review |
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Joe & Mac (SNES)
So has this ever happened to you? You're sitting there with your bud, and you just got finished with a dinosaur demolition derby (Tyrannasaurus Wrecks), and a bunch of Neandrithals storm into your village and scare away all the cave babes. No?!... View Entire Review |
Joust (Atari 2600)
Get on your giant buzzard and pick up your lance for this high flying battle. Fly around and battle your enemies by being higher then them when you collide. Be careful though, if you lose, you die. Don't forget to grab the egg after they die, or a... View Entire Review |
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Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES)
The lovable little pink vacuum is back, in this crazy adventure through Dreamland. King Dedede is back once again to try and take over Dreamland and turn it into a nightmare. Now Kirby and his friend Gooey must jump, fly, and swim around in the five... View Entire Review |
Lost Vikings (SNES)
The Lost Vikings, Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, go out hunting, doing their daily viking chores. However, an alien by the name of Tomator plans to abduct these viking warriors in hopes that they will become an attraction at... View Entire Review |
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Magic Sword (SNES)
Greetings, Hero. You stand at the entrance of Dragon Tower to defeat the evil Drokkmar. Save you allies that are hidden within the tower and will help you along your way. It's up to you to save the land from Drokkmar's evil reign of terror. But be... View Entire Review |
Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse (SNES)
Oh no! Pluto is missing and it's up to Mickey to find him. And who could be behind this whole thing? You guessed it, Peg-leg Pete. So now, with the help of a kindly old wizard, Mickey must journey through this game's many levels to find Pluto. Good... View Entire Review |
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Marble Madness (Genesis)
I've lost my marbles. Well, play this game and you'll never lose them again. This rolly polly puzzle game will have you playing for hours, just moving your marbles around on raised platforms, ramps, and tubes. This game is the remake from the... |
Mario Is Missing! (SNES)
OH NO!!! Mario has gone missing. What's even worse is that Bowser has set up a castle in the Antarctic and plans to melt the ice to flood the world. In order to do this he is going to use a crap load of hair dryers. In order to fund this plan, he... View Entire Review |
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Mega Man (NES)
Dr. Light and Dr. Wily were partners, working together on a new robotics technology. Together they create Protoman, the first of the Robot Masters. After Protoman, they create six other robots designed to aid society. Dr. Light then created Rock and... View Entire Review |
Mega Man 2 (NES)
One year after Mega Man defeated the original Robot Masters along with Dr. Wily, that crazy man is back with eight new robots of his own design. His sole purpose, to get back at Mega Man for defeating him a year earlier. Now Mega Man must jump back... View Entire Review |
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Mega Man 3 (NES)
Well, they finally made up. Dr. Light and Dr. Wily are together again and working on a massive peace-keeping robot named Gamma. Oh, how wonderful that the bad guy is finally good; or is he? When the eight Robot Masters that were designed for good go... View Entire Review |
Mega Man 4 (NES)
Peace has once again come to the world after the defeat of Dr. Wily during the Gamma Project incident. That is, until Dr. Light gets a letter from a Russian scientist, Dr. Cossack, proclaiming himself the top Robotics designer and that he had... View Entire Review |
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Mega Man 5 (NES)
Eight robots have been released into the world to cause chaos and havoc, and behind it all is..... Protoman!? Dr. Light has been kidnapped, and the only clue left behind was the distinct yellow scarf worn so often by Protoman. Now Mega Man must once... View Entire Review |
Mega Man 6 (NES)
The First Annual Robot Tournament has begun, held by Mr. X, the notorious billionaire. Dr. Light, who did not participate, sent Mega Man to watch over the tournament. After the top eight robots had been named, Mr. X explained that the winning robots... View Entire Review |
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (SNES)
Ivan Ooze is taking over the world, starting with Angel Grove, and it's up to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers to stop him. Run through the streets of Angel Grove fighting putties, robots, and Ooze men. Only you can save the world from this horrible... View Entire Review |
Monopoly (SNES)
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. How many of us have heard these words while playing the classic board game? Well, the wonderful game of getting money is now a similarly classic video game. Choose from your favorite game pieces to run around the... View Entire Review |
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Mr. Nutz (SNES)
Oh no! The evil Yeti is trying to freeze the world and turn it into a frozen nightmare. Grab your nuts and leap into action to stop the abominable snowman, Mr. Blizzard. Don't let this little red squirrel fool you, he is a lean, mean, nut flinging... View Entire Review |
Ninja Warriors (SNES)
The evil Banglar and his armies have finally crushed the rebels, yay! No wait, the rebels are the good guys. Oh well, the good guys can't win 'em all. But do not fret, the rebels made three experimental androids that are now programed to assassinate... View Entire Review |
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Pieces (SNES)
This game is full of action packed figh..... no, but is teeming with interesting storyli..... no, but it's got such awesome wea..... Well, ok, pretty much this is a game of putting together jigsaw puzzles, but it's still a fun game. Play against the... View Entire Review |
Run Saber (SNES)
Dr. Bruford has made a fatal error. His attempt to help the world by combining Biotissue with robots has gone severely wrong and now his creations are terrorizing the world. Now he must activate one of his former creations, the Run Sabers. Two... View Entire Review |
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Super Solitaire (SNES)
Are you ready for extreme action and awesome storyline? Are you ready for guns blazing and swords flashing? Are you really looking for all that in a game called Super Solitaire? Oh, you are.... sorry, you're in the wrong place. This is the classic... View Entire Review |
Swords and Serpents (NES)
Swords and serpents chronicles the journey of four adventurers through the dark depths of a foreboding dungeon. Fierce Monsters, mind numbing puzzles, and crusty old men who give cryptic advice, all stand between our heroes and the riches they seek.... View Entire Review |
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Zombies Ate My Neighbors (Genesis)
When a chemical spill occurs in the local cemetery, dead bodies spring back to life and terrorize the neighborhood. So grab your squirt gun (wait, water kills these things, sounds like a bad Mel Gibson movie) and run through town to save your... View Entire Review |
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