A SAVAGE PROBLEM
Let me introduce myself: Sir Dudley Dashly is the name, and big-game hunting is my game. It was, anyway, until yesterday afternoon at 4:00 (teatime, you know) when my wife, Lady Penelope Dashly (Lady P. for short) was kidnapped from camp. It simply ruined my whole tea service! Seems that a couple of savages saw Lady P. and decided to cook her up for their own tea!
Soon after Penelope was captured, the jungle drums started beating. My porters translated the message - they tell me it's some sort of jungle memo:
TO: THE CANNIBAL COMMUNITY
FROM: THE CANNIBAL RESTAURANT SOCIETY
WE HAVE A SPECIAL ON TODAY'S MENU! OUR SOUP DU JOUR IS ENGLISHWOMAN BROTH, MADE FRESH TODAY AND SERVED PROMPTLY AT 4:00. DON'T MISS THIS SPECIAL TEATIME TREAT, BROUGHT OVERSEAS FROM THE WILDS OF ENGLAND!
DIRECTIONS TO TODAY'S MEAL ARE AS FOLLOWS: TAKE ELEVEN VINES THROUGH THE DEADLY FOREST, TURN RIGHT INTO THE REPTILE RIVER, GO PAST FOURTEEN CROCODILES AND EMERGE ON THE EDGE OF THE BOULDER FIELD. RUN THROUGH THE BOULDER FIELD UNTIL YOU REACH THE CANNIBAL CAMP. JUMP PAST THE TWO GUARDS , TURN LEFT, AND ... YOU'RE THERE! BON APPETIT!
--From the Atari 2600 Jungle Hunt instruction manual.