Attention, athletes! The Juggernauts TV show is coming to Springfield! The challenge, the combat, and all the action of TV's hottest competition will be in town for four weeks of live events! And the best part is... anybody fool enough to think he has a chance can participate! (Accepted contestants waive all responsibility on the part of Juggernauts, Inc. for any bruises, headwounds, bites or fatalities.)
So, sign up now! Compete against all your favorite Juggernauts, like Chunky, Extra Chunky, Muscle-eena, and more! Battle to survive in never- before-seen feats of daring. Win cash and fabulous prizes... or at least show sporting grit in the face of great physical pain and ignoble defeat. Juggernauts-"The Battle of The Really Strong" is set to begin!
--From the Gameboy Simpsons: Bart vs. the Juggernauts instruction manual.