You are trying to recover the Earth and free the remaining inhabitants from slavery. You don’t use diplomacy, you use war! No need to tell you to shoot, because after about two seconds in the battle, you will figure that out for yourself.
You must defeat the aliens on The Dust Planet, The Pyramid of Terror, The Cosmic World and finally The Tower of Dread doing combat with the Bosses: Paramecium, The Dust Dragon, The Iron Warlord, The Sphinx, Ymesketit, the Iceman (he does cometh) and the War Tyrant. Don’t expect the Bosses to get any easier as you progress. The manual doesn’t specify their strengths, but when was the last time things got easier as you went forward?
Zenny is the currency in this part of the Universe and you get them for blasting aliens and their machines. Pick them up by flying over them. The larger the Zenny coin, the more Zennys you get. Seems fair: I got a hernia picking up a big one and it almost paid for the repair surgery.
Bonus Score- There are Bonus Points available when you complete a battle and the faster you complete it, the more bonus points you earn. At the end of the battle, they are converted into Zennys.
You can increase your strength by flying over a POW, a Drum, a Windmill and other special objects. I haven’t a clue as to what a POW is and the manual doesn’t say. This might be some technical term that gamers know. Not me.
You can’t find Mirabella’s Store, the equivalent of an intergalactic Super K-Mart; she will find you when she is needed. Well, where was she when I was lying face down in the dirt, my lifeless body growing colder by the minute? Spend your Zennys here since they aren’t accepted at the 7-11 down the street.
And be sure to buy a dress if you can, because at the end of the War you will get an extra 1,000,000 points! It is only available in the Temple of Dread Store and only in a petite size 4, so you full figured guys might need to take it to a tailor. Be sure to not get it soiled as you fight monsters, since your mom wants you to wear it to the prom. Yeah, folks, this is real.Points:
Alien Fiends 200
Dust Dragon 30000
Iron Warlord 50000
War Tyrant 100000Merchandise found in Mirabella's Store
Special Movement using the Satellite:
| Merchandise || Action |
| All Direction Shooter || Fires in 8 directions at once |
| Armor || Take up to 3 enemy shots without losing Strength |
| Aura Stone || Doubles your Strength |
| Balcan Cannon || Most powerful weapon |
| Flying Stone || Boosts speed: Copper normal, Silver high, Gold ultra-high |
| Homing Laser || Tracking laser |
| Information || Tips on winning the next battle |
| Laser || Light weapon |
| Life Pack || Boosts Strength to Maximum level |
| Missile || Auto-tracking explosive |
| Napalm Bomb || Scorches every-thing it touches |
| Potion of Resurrection || Power drink revives you if you die |
| Special Armor || Take up to 5 enemy shots without losing Strength |
| Super Beam || Survive up to 5 enemy hits without being injured. |
| Super Booster || Boosts your shots to maximum damaging power |
| Treatment || Restores your Strength |
| Wide Shots || Weapon fires large-caliber ammo |
Circles the Warrior to the left and circles the Satellite to the left around the warrior
Circles the Warrior to the right and circles the Satellite to the right around the warrior
A-Button + B-Button
Circles Warrior and Satellite to the left
C-Button + B-Button
Circles Warrior and Satellite to the right