[Bubsy comic strip]
Across the inky velvet reaches of space lie unknown terrors... Strange worlds... And even stranger alien races. There are beings that stretch the very fabric of reality.
Beings like the Woolies, whose unbridled lust for yarn is legendary across the galaxies. And no Woolie is more greedy for the furry fiber than the Twin Queens of Rayon, Poly and Ester.
"Well, Professor Nylon... Have you found a new planet to plunder of wonderful wool?"
Prof. Nylon: "Yes, Your Embroidered Highnesses. Have a Bo-Peep through my Fiber Optic Yarnoscope."
"Eureka! It's the Mother of all Wools."
[Image of Bubsy Bobcat through Yarnoscope, surrounded by yarn balls]
"What a weird looking creature!"
"I'll say! He's not wearing any pants."
Bubsy: "There's just no privacy for us big stars."
The wildly wicked Woolies could not resist this chance to steal wool. They knit their plans carefully. And soon the very fabric of space was being warped by their dreaded saucers of silk.
But the Woolies had chosen to invade the space of one Purr-fectly Fur-ocious Feline. A Bobcat ready, wooling and able to defend the rights of the downtrodden...
Smite the evil doers... And to generally act in a Heroic and Politically Correct manner.
"I regret that I have but nine lives to give to my planet."
Well, it could happen.
[Bubsy sleeping in yarn balls, dreaming of yarn balls]
And so the nefarious, nasty, no account Woolies proceeded to clean Bubsy's clock. The Woolies swiftly made a sucker out of Bubsy.
"Who said cat hair was hard to vacuum up?"
"Course it helps if it's still attached to the cat."
And in mind-numbing succession he was first rejected... And then ejected.
[Bubsy getting dropped out of flying saucer]
"I'd like to remind the producer of this game that I am an endangered--Repeat Endangered--species!"
The Woolies' unprovoked attack opened Bubsy's eyes... And focused his razor sharp mind on one thought.
"I bet this means I'll miss lunch."
And so begins the spell-binding, fast-paced, nail-biting, action packed blockbuster event... Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind.
--From the SNES Bubsy instruction manual.